A haiku:
Hey yo Ice Cream man!
Holy fucking shit wait up!!!!
Wow okay fuck you.
(via whorville)
when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
(via whorville)
(via whorville)
Maybe if your dick was thicker than your goddamn eyebrows we wouldn’t be having this conversation
Tippi Benjamine Okanti Degré, daughter of French wildlife photographers Alain Degré and Sylvie Robert, was born in Namibia. During her childhood she befriended many wild animals, including a 28-year old elephant called Abu and a leopard nicknamed J&B. She was embraced by the Bushmen and the Himba tribespeople of the Kalahari, who taught her how to survive on roots and berries, as well as how to speak their language.
cady heron
^this
(via kevin-stateofmind)
i get really gay after midnight
Imagine turning gay like turning into a werewolf
“No, aah, don’t look at me! I’m…I’m turning GAY!”
*rainbow explosion*
“FABULOUS!”
This website, I swear
(Source: 3dents, via sandiego-styrofoam-cups)
Sex is so weird like hey I love you let me stick my hard extra limb into your tiny hole and then slam it into you repeatedly because I love you
(Source: ourtwistedfuckingstory, via awkwaman)
imagine if you could telepathically make people orgasm you could make their lives really awkward
(via sorry)